Director
Born in Michigan. Studied under Harvey Weinstein; learning mostly behind closed doors with him. One of his favorite pastimes is bad movies. He went for that approach, since his small brain could not think of original ideas for himself. As he sat there at his computer back in the 2000's he came up with the great idea "why take the time to write original ideas, when the public domain is right here for me". He went to quick work, making sure take anyone else's idea and turn it into one of the worst movies you will ever see. Just like his mentor, a lot of students at his (what most would call a scam) "school" say "what ever you do, make sure the door is open when Doug talks to you. At all costs, DO NOT let him close his office door...and remind him he is married". It's a simple life for a very very very simple man, but someone has to be the worst director of all time.
